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I signed up for a tour with a local company to go to Stone Forest. What is stone forest? It is a natural phenomenon where you have massive stones jutting out from the earth. It is really concentrated in some areas and forms a strange spectacle. It is 2 hours outside of Kunming and there are various ways of getting to it. There is a train or one can hire a taxi to go there. There are various tour companies that take people out there. The tours out there varies, some just take you there, spend a few hours and bring you back. Or they may take you to a bunch of places to shop as well as taking you to Stone Forest. That was the kind of tour I signed up for, some guide books warned about this which is something I will realise later on the tour. They came to my hotel at 8 am and we were on our way, everyone introduced themselves, there were some from other parts of China, there was a Chinese girl who is now an interpreter at the United Nations in Geneva who came with her Swiss diplomat. He was a quiet guy and they spoke German to each other. Sometimes she refers to him as 'Lou Wai' or 'old foreigner' which those of us who knew Mandarin would smile and snicker. He had no clue. That is the Chinese way, everyone else is a barbarian, only the Chinese are civilised.
The day started well enough, we were taken in a rather circuitous route because they need to take us shopping first. We passed some beautiful countryside. The amazing thing about China is its huge land mass and they have some gorgeous mountains and the most beautiful lakes. We passed a lake with a few villages and then there was this huge industrial installation, some power plant I think. We passed a lot of abandoned gas stations belonging to Sinopec and PetroChina. We had to get gas and me and some of the others needed to use the restrooms. We went to some shed and the toilets were some concrete drains where we dump our day's business on top of the other. There was no running water. It was pretty horrendous. Be warned, the restrooms in rural China are different and very primitive.